Just don’t touch it until after” I replied.“I’m not about to touch the dirty thing. Get it off of the table while I get our sandwiches ready,” she replied.I told her about my morning and the club over a couple of great Publix deli sandwiches and a cold beer. Of course, she believed every word I told her. NOT!“Bullshit. Really, what is that thing and where did it come from and why was it on MY table?” she asked.“O.K., I’ll show you. Just sit there while I clear the table,” I said.So, I got up, cleared the table. Making sure I only touched the club where it was covered by my jacket, I laid the club on the table in front of her.“Touch it,” I told her, “just be ready for “The Movie”.”“I’m not touching that thing, it’s filthy,” she said.“Of course it’s dirty. It’s been sitting in a cave for the last 200 years,” I replied. “You don’t believe me and the only way you’re gonna know for sure is to touch it. You can wash your hands later.”“I’m not falling for this bunch of bull, but I’ll touch,. Aside from those, the chairs weren’t even stacked against the walls. Being in a Methodist church, the reception was dry. She got to meet David’s sister, brother-in-law, and nephew.“Unca Dave,” the nephew greeted him. Somebody didn’t call him ‘David.’ The nephew expected to be picked up, and David -- despite the occasion and his tux -- clearly expected the same thing.Holding him, he said, “Jen, meet Stephen. Stephen say hello to your new aunt.”“Hello,” said Stephen.“Hello, Stephen,” she said. She bent over to kiss his cheek. Stephen didn’t have his uncle’s interest in kissing her, which was lucky. He’d already had some of the cake with chocolate icing. Maybe he’d just rubbed it on his face.With Stephen still in his arms, David said, “And this is my sister Deborah and her husband Keith.”“Come, Stephen,” said Deborah, after Jen had shaken her hand and been pecked by Keith. David put him down, and he scampered away.Stephen was far from the only kid attending. Most of the others were.
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